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Posted on 1st Sep at 10:36 PM, with 1 note
I’d just like to thank Kraken and double shot glasses for my ability to make it to an 8:10 class a half hour away and actually get at least 7 hours of sleep even after a 3 day weekend
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I’d just like to thank Kraken and double shot glasses for my ability to make it to an 8:10 class a half hour away and actually get at least 7 hours of sleep even after a 3 day weekend

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:00 PM, with 273,055 notes

2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

Posted on 1st Sep at 8:20 AM, with 30 notes
Customer walks into a pet store.
Customer: Hi, I was wondering if you carry frozen rabbits here?
Employee: No, sorry sir, we don't.
Customer: Oh...okay, thanks anyway.
Employee: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Customer: No, thank you. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Posted on 1st Sep at 8:00 AM, with 217,482 notes

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

Don’t you think you should bring a pencil as well? Pencils are really useful, especially if you have to do math or fill out scantrons, everyone makes mistakes.

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:57 PM, with 2 notes

Sometimes I actually cry because I love him so much

Tagged: #Noro, #baby, #babyyyyyyy,
Posted on 31st Aug at 11:29 PM, with 31,781 notes

but-its-not-thursdayxo:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

ultrafacts:

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petty

Lol

Samsung always talkin shit, that’s their proffered type of advertisement

I normally hate when companies shit talk other companies to make themselves look better but…..HAHAHA FUCK YEA

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:13 PM, with 25,228 notes
gingahhh:

when your friends send you music
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gingahhh:

when your friends send you music

Tagged: #oh my god,
Posted on 31st Aug at 4:00 PM, with 38,768 notes

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

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