Tegan and Sara - Hello (don’t bother if you don’t know the song)
FUCK YEAH FTMS: Can Anyone Tell Me Why →
fuckyeahftms: People can opt to have (often horrible) cosmetic procedures performed on their body at any given time, including boob jobs, nose jobs, and all kinds of ridiculous surgeries for no reason whatsoever… but I have to have a letter from a therapist that says it’s really okay to cut off my…
Youtube is fucking annoying to deal with
After they’ve removed one of your videos without having any grounds to do so. I tried to file an appeal and they’re like oh, sorry, this is an unrelated matter, goodbye. Fuck, makes me want to delete my account and use another website. If they don’t help me out by tomorrow I probably will. Shit’s not cool. Goodnight.
Double nosebleed all the way across my nose.
Yeah, yeah, So intense.
Placebo - “I Do”
Somebody needs to teach me how to save money.
the-peaceful-rebel: =/ This. “I’m getting kind of sick of my clothes…MUST BUY AN ENTIRE NEW WARDROBE OVER THE COURSE OF THREE DAYS!!!” “OMG, I will die if I don’t have a fedora.” “SALE! QUICK, FIND SOMETHING TO BUY!!!” “What if something happens to my computer…I can’t back it up on cds or flash drives, that’s...
the-peaceful-rebel said: eventually you guys will grow old together in a house like up, except you both are healthy and will live til 200and willwipe eachothers butts and change eachothers diapers<3 So romantic <33 bahahaha Pffft, no, we’re immortal, WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER AND SMOTHER THE WORLD WITH OUR EXCESSIVE AFFECTION <3<3<3<3<3
It's late so I don't care anymore if my sentences...
Lately I find myself squirming with anxiousness for the future, A future full of her, minimal periods of time away from her, Days spent close to her, I don’t even care what we do, I just want to feel her body beside mine and her skin brushing against mine from time to time, my ears tuned to the sound of her voice and the little noises she makes, my nose filled with the scent of her, just the...
squeakyneb asked: What's your favourite colour of kitten?
squeakyneb asked: Weirdest, creepiest, most invasive question I could ask is...?
I'm open to questions or comments from anyone,... →
Weird, creepy, invasive, way too personal, boring, whatever. I know you’re bored and so am I. (Here would work too.)
Anonymous asked: Who are your tumblr crushes?
Strangest girl ever
Me (to Rachel): I like your underwear. o:
Rachel: You are jealous. You are jealous of my vagina and its sense of style.
Yeva is jealous of how cool I am.
If America is really planning on going to war with...
Dear girlfriend: perfectly perfect excuse to move to Canada. PLZ. THERE ARE SORT OF WARM PARTS!
In the criminal justice system, sexually based...
ramossheadband-: agentasshole: iwantyourloveiwantyourrevenge: YESSSSSSSSSSSS<3 INSERT LAW AND ORDER NOISE HERE. DUN DUN ERHUSJDKGMRETEIRGJR!!!
Wanna hear the Google Translate woman beatbox?...
ramossheadband-: cescmeup: s-ramos: watchyouleave-: dinolaurs: iamtough: I nearly died. XD LOLOLOL LMAO! OMG THIS IS GREAT I CANT EVEN… I CANT BREATHE. HAHAHAHAHA DEAD D Y I N G
These Past Few Days > Reality, Everyday life, Next...
Bah humbug. I’ve had enough of that distance bullshit. I’m ready to be done with it now.
I would be really difficult to sleep on,
But for some reason this amazing girl of mine has no problem with my constant shifting and moving around awkwardly. It’s a lot like how she is about me overall, I’m fucking weird and constantly all over the place and none of it ever phases her. I often can’t believe that she’s real.
(Scene: Yeva and me making noises back and forth)
Me: I love you.
Yeva: I love Maury.