Omegle Consensus of the Night
People are generally disturbed by the idea of if they left their dog at a groomer and they smoked him out, but if he’s normally a really aggressive dog they usually think it’s a great idea. But a few of them would sue. No really I’ve just always wondered what someone would actually think of that because my coworkers and I joke about it all the time. Personally I think it’s...
I like using Omegle to study people
And just kind of observe how differently people react to things when they’re hidden behind their little computer screens. It’s also hilarious when they get mad.
Watching Stranger 2 try to figure out how they're...
Just in the middle of their friendly conversation They erased everything they typed like three times before just being really blunt about it. Also, this happened: Stranger 2: oh well, learned new things today… George RR Martin…is he an arthur? Stranger 1: No, he’s a George
That awkward moment when the people actually start...
Stop it, you’re making me uncomfortable.
Fiery red mare Thundering hooves pound the Earth Setting dirt ablaze
me : what is social life
me: can I reblog it
Oh my god please stop being dumb.
I corrected their misspelling of my email and they still don’t understand what’s going on. I even specifically said, “With no L.” Apparently I really have to slowly spell this out. They’re so busy being convinced that I’m some kind of idiot who can’t work Paypal that they’ve become incapable of listening to anything. I shouldn’t have to explain...
That awkward moment when someone tries to be...
Oh, you did send me a Paypal credit did you? Weeks ago? To my mistyped email address? What a fool I am for not checking that one before emailing you to check on it from my correctly spelled email address that I’ve emailed you from about 10 times very recently. Once my money is safely in my actual account I have a thing or two to say about this company’s terrible customer service because I don’t...
I missed the deadline to register to vote this...
I was registered last year and voted, but I don’t know what happened. I wasn’t registered anymore and now it’s too late. So there’s that.
Arrow is the coolest cat.
She’s only kind of used to dogs in that she came to be in the adoption fair at Petco once a week for 4 years where she was in a kennel at floor level so inevitably dogs came near her but I can’t imagine it to have been particularly enjoyable encounters. She’s lived in my room for what must be nearing a year and I bring this huge weird puppy into her territory and she’s...
Whaaat's looove got to do, got to do with it
Oh god I need to get out of bed
Why wear pants when you can just not wear pants?
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
draculoids: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
I won't go
I can’t do it on my own If this ain’t love then what is? I’m willing to take the risk…….of staying here on the couch forever and not going to work. You guys I’m losing my brains.
ithinkshewinkedatme replied to your post: I don’t wanna grow up. All of my coworkers have the day off today, except Richard and me. They slapped me and one other dude on the job. Richard had the 6am to 2pm shift and I have the 2pm to 10 pm shift. Fml :P It’s no fair! Well, my coworkers are all still just on their regular work schedules, but all the people around me who don’t...
ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama beats actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Next time I watch Holes I’m going to be terrified.
I don't wanna grow up.
I want to drink tea and watch Golden Girls all day. …maybe that actually means I want to grow up faster so I can be an old lady and retire…. Why doesn’t my store ever close? Everyone around me has the day off today. I’m annoyed.