I decided it was about time I got a new avatar, and thought what could be more appropriate than this picture where I am clearly passionately in love with my dog?
So earlier I was talking to my sister about my dog Noro’s special little “problem”….he’s obsessed with mommy’s undergarments. If he has any access to my bras, underwear, or socks, he will take them and gnaw on them indefinitely. He doesn’t care about shirts or pants or anything like that, he wants the good stuff.
So my mom walks into the room while I’m in the middle of saying that he ruined one of my favourite bras, and that I’ll catch him snatching a pair of my underwear and taking it to a random location to chew on it….and my mom legit thought I was talking about my boyfriend.
Even stranger, she didn’t seem weirded out or anything, she just laughed and asked if he takes them home with him. Mom….what?
Guest Speaker: Mom
I am so done, Noro.
Let me tell you guys a little story. I’d like to start out by explaining that Noro is a very “special” dog. He got extremely sick when he was a puppy, and to be honest, I think it impacted the development certain areas of his brain. I wouldn’t say he’s just a really stupid dog, he’s great at learning new tricks, very obedient, he hasn’t even ever fallen in my in-ground pool. But certain things about him are just…….special.
My dog is so good-looking that it’s physically painful to look at him.
Also, isn’t he handsome in his Horseware collar?
“My house is empty and everything is terrible”
“I have no soul”
“LOOK in that picture, is that a dog? That’s like Noro, he’s also a dog. I miss him, why is he gone?”
-stepping out of any room in the house- “Wait, where’s Noro? Oh god, oh god, what if he never comes back?”
“My entire life is dark and empty and absolutely meaningless.”
“Why is this happening to me?”
This is a video my mom shot of me and Noro at the animal shelter the day before I adopted him. We were both sleep-deprived and delusional so please excuse our nonsense but LOOK AT MY LITTLE BABY HE WAS SUCH A TINY LITTLE SPECKLE LOOK AT IM LOOK
I like my dog because his eyes look in slightly different directions sometimes.